ways to describe erection

Found this in my friend blog (IRWIN) i found it quite hilarious =)

''LEVEL 1 '' is like toufu ( totally LMAO) where the male organ is large but not hard at all

''LEVEL 2 ''is similar to peeled banana where is not hard enough for penetration

''LEVEL 3'' is like an unpeeled banana where it's hard enough for penetration but not completely and

''LEVEL 4'' IS SIMILAR TO CUCUMBER (double LOL) here it's completely hard and fully rigid
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WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????